Talk:Leilah Maloch

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class of optimized clerics, and I’ve been involved in numerous surprise rounds in overwhelming encounters, and I have over 300 confirmed season finales. I am trained in twenty-seven domains and I’m the top striker in the entire PC party. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this plane, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over telepathy? Think again, FFFucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of NPCs across the Prime and your Discern Location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my swift action. Not only am I extensively trained in melee combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Spell Compendium divine spells and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.