Line of the Night

Hilarious things. Lines that won are in bold, since we kept forgetting to give out awards for this.

Episode One

 * "The testicles look confusing. The erect testicles." -- Trevor, on a code.
 * "What kinds of things have you found in dark caverns? ... I didn't say that." "Your mom!"
 * "I don't want to know about goatse world." -- Reason for not rolling KPlanes on Sigil

Episode Two

 * "You've read books. What are dragons?" -- to Grendel
 * "First step is to get on the ferry." "They're tiny, I don't think they could carry us." -- Sam and Trevor, on ferry/fairies.
 * "I'm just lying to Trevor." "That's ok, I don't have sense motive!" -- Grendel, then Sam and Trevor.
 * "Time to DDoor!" -- Trevor, immediately preceding a Vanish and a bluff check.

Episode One
None recorded.

Episode Two

 * "Llama matriarch." "Llamia!"
 * "Are we going to sit in this bar all day? Pandatits, glorious steed, on to adventure!" "What did you just say?" -- Fun with the Eastern Troupe
 * "I disagree, but I respect your opinion." "Lawful good." "I disagree, you must die for your opinion," "Also lawful good." -- I believe Cain actually won for this one
 * "There are many tongues with which I speak." "With your anatomy, I find that likely to be literal." -- Mantis-chan and Cain, on languages
 * "Did they send me daughters, when I asked..." "... for more Huns?"
 * "Skin the dead enemy! 'Pelt timeshare'!" -- Mantis-chan, anagramming "stealth peer I'm"
 * "I think what we can conclude is that the Xs on our map are definitely Xs."

Episode Three

 * "Do you know anything about my kind -- vampires?" "You're a vampire?" "You've seen me drink blood!" -- Cain and Trevor on, well, Cain and Trevor.
 * "Have you found your mental acuities increasing in exchange for your physical?" "No." "Then you are probably not old." -- Getting to the bottom of Cain's mysteries.

Episode Four

 * "I live to serve. I do neither of those things." -- Cain

Episode Five

 * "Cain doesn't have the constitution for this sort of thing."

Episode Six

 * "Whose airship are we stealing?" "Ours, soon."

Episode Seven
None recorded.

Episode Eight

 * "Which do you prefer, aiding assassins or Modify Memory?" -- Mantis-chan
 * "We would ask those who came from the shadow realm how it was that they so came..." "We lost a children's card game."

Episode Eight and a Half
None recorded.

Episode Nine

 * "It's not Trevor, it's Trevor." "Vore is weird."
 * "I reel in my enemies like a spider. On a web. Reeling in spider poison." -- Mantis II
 * "Well, it's got a +1 on it. My mom was nagging me." -- Trevor, on his sword.
 * "It's like turducken, but ... snakesnaken." -- Trevor, on the poisonous snake hidden inside the anaconda
 * Lich brothel joke conversation ("They can be, if you pay them enough" et al)

Season Finale

 * "Well, if we had money..." "We do have money!" "New Eon!"
 * "Make a fort save ... to protect your fortress from attack. Make a will save ... to protect your assets from a conniving heir."
 * "Detect invisibility? More like spoilers!" -- Mantis-chan
 * "Mr. Illithid, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a mantis? One, two, three, four." -- Mantis-chan??
 * "The continents got rearranged really fast. Continental Tokyo Drift!" -- Mantis II
 * Kimoyes and kimono

Episode One

 * "The ship was empty, so it's ours. But you were in the ship... so you're ours." -- on Xelia

Episode Two

 * "Oh my god, you can't just ask people why they're evil!"
 * "You're on a mission from god? Which one?" "I'm on a mission from neep nop zneep zop!" -- Keeper's backwards speech

Episode Three
None recorded

Episode Four

 * "Your species all looks the same to me." "We are different zize categoriez." -- Morrigna and Charge
 * "What's orbit?" -- Xelia
 * "I go to the moon." "There are neogi. Would you like to leave?" "Yes." -- Keeper's teleportation is quite long-range
 * "I think Trevor is writing an encryption key to determine his gender."

Episode Five
None recorded

Episode Six

 * "As you look at the statue, you get a flashback to --" "Nam?" "The Garish Statue Wars?" -- Scarlett and Keeper
 * "Do you have anything that gets rid of mushrooms?" "Stoned Shape!"
 * "Did we really defeat her? We left her with a house made of a mushroom." "It was a morell victory!"

Episode Seven

 * "Inevitables get more and more robotic and then their leader is just Judge Dredd." -- might have been the DM
 * "For the cause of maintaining wealth by level!"
 * "These memory wipes would be cause for concern if I didn't keep having my memory wiped every time I'm concerned." -- Scarlett?
 * "Accident, like a fox!" "What"?
 * "What do I punch now?" "Do not punch the inevitables ... yet."
 * "Sam should become an enforcer so she can be the long arm of the law!"
 * "What about the yeep yop sneep snop?" "OH." -- Keeper
 * "The potato was not the objective."

Episode Eight

 * "Fireball can't melt adamantine beams."

Episode Nine
None recorded

Episode Ten
None recorded

Finale

 * "I don't know if it's charging so much as just generically rampaging."
 * "Is kissing someone a standard action?" "Part of a move ... after all, you're making your move."

Episode One

 * "I think this thing doesn't want to go in the ocean"; "Thank you, that's actually--"; "The ocean is the least mango of places"; [facepalm]-- Warren and Temperance, deciding the fate of the Fate.