Two

Twos are the result of the integration of magic into the world. Sometimes they are good, sometimes they are bad, sometimes they are world destroying. There are many gods and heroic figures who stand guard, rerolling the most destructive of twos.

How It Works
Whenever a character rolls a natural two on a d20 for a check in time strained conditions, whether an attack roll, a skill check, or saving throw, a random two will occur. The DM will roll a d10,000 and select a result from a massive table of random effects.

Notable Twos

 * Trevor's sex changes daily between male, female, hermaphroditic, and sexless.
 * Trevor has the enmity of a powerful archmage.
 * Trevor and Scarlett changed personalities for the rest of the day (though not consciousnesses). This left Trevor with an assortment of optimized wondrous items and Scarlett with a new embroidered coat.
 * Trevor's next two goes here